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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶

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