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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a piano on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁

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