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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a barrel on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜

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