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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a barrel on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱

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