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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷

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