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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠

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