Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Betty
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Daisy
Tilly
Poppy
Geoffrey
Missy
Oscar
Charlie
Daenerys
Bilbo
Pennywise
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.