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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕

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