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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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