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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹

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