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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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