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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴

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