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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 pug 🐶

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