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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️

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