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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a sofa on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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