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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕

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