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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a barrel on their pet …

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dog 🐕 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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