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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a television on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱

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