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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 snake 🐍

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