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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 pony 🐴

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