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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕