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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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