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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹

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