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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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canary 🦜 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕

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