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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜

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