Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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