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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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