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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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