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Pet squish

My step-auntie Barbara dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩

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