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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠

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