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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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