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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Virginia
dropped
a bicycle
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
snake 🐍
tarantula 🕷
pug 🐶
rabbit 🐰
dog 🐕
poodle 🐩
monkey 🐒
hamster 🐹
gerbil 🐹
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