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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩

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