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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍

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