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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Virginia
dropped
a sofa
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Snuffles
Stella
Rex
Frodo
Oscar
Peanut
Maggie
Hufflepuff
Zeus
Pennywise
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