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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹

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