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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶

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