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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒

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