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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈

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