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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Virginia
dropped
a small child
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
puppy 🐶
goldfish 🐠
kitten 🐱
rabbit 🐰
canary 🦜
snake 🐍
cat 🐈
pony 🐴
dog 🐕
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