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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a small child on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️

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