Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.