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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱

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