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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a barrel on their pet …

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canary 🦜 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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