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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a barrel on their pet …

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cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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