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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a television on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴

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