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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a television on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒

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