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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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