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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹

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