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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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