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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Virginia
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
cat 🐈
parrot 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
pony 🐴
gerbil 🐹
labrador 🐕
kitten 🐱
rock ⚫️
snake 🐍
monkey 🐒
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