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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜

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