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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴

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