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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴

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