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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩

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