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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰

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