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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹

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