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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹

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