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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped an anvil on their pet …

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pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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