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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Virginia
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
canary 🦜
parakeet 🦜
dog 🐕
puppy 🐶
guinea pig 🇬🇳
gerbil 🐹
hamster 🐹
pony 🐴
snake 🐍
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