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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 dog 🐕

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