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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️

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