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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 pug 🐶

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