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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Virginia
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
mouse 🐁
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Cuddles
Alfie
Picard
Trotsky
Jenkins
Oscar
Millie
Bella
Weasley
Molly
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