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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷

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