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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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