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Pet squish

My step-auntie Virginia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱

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