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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜

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