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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 pug 🐶

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