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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a piano on their pet …

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snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶

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