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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a piano on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹

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