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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a sofa on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷

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