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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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