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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩

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