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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a small child on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹

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