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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a small child on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶

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