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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a small child on their pet …

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cat 🐈 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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