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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒

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