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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷

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