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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒

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