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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜

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