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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a barrel on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶

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