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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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