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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a television on their pet …

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dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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