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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a television on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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