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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰

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