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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒

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