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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹

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