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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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