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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶
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