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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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