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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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