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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜

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