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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁

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