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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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