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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰

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