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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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