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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹

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