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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilma dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱

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